Current mood:	accomplished
Current music:	Alyssa Milano - Kimi Wa Sunshine Boy

"don't refer to yourself in the third person, teenager"
I had the misfortune of coming across this young man on Skype. He is from Turkey. He sent me a few pictures and I thought "Geez, he's kinda hot but a little weird and goofy and full of himself in a slightly retarded way" and we started having cybersex. I was planning on ending it with some sort of bang. Unfortunately he ended it before I could by saying "hehe, i'm younger than you, you know" and I found out he's only 17 and I had sent him lots of pictures and stuff. GROSSSSS. Still, he's a funny kid and once in a while I unblock him on MSN and talk to him. Finally I decided to put an end to the sexual innuendo on his part. I THINK IT WORKED.

(*)__CeM__(*) says: now
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: hi
(*)__CeM__(*) says: mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(*)__CeM__(*) says: sexy
(*)__CeM__(*) says: your mouth mmmmm
(*)__CeM__(*) says: hehe
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: thanks.
(*)__CeM__(*) says: i want
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: what
(*)__CeM__(*) says: i want
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: :|
(*)__CeM__(*) says: you
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: alright. WELL, how old are you again?
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: 14?
(*)__CeM__(*) says: 5
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: yeah, that's what i thought
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: sounds HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
(*)__CeM__(*) says: but i want you
(*)__CeM__(*) says: in ... (a picture of a sweating cow instead of the ...)
(*)__CeM__(*) says: bed
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: in cow sweating?
(*)__CeM__(*) says: in bed
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: what's the cow sweating?
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: i really hate this new trend, this msn thing, where you type "..."
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: and there's a freaking COW SWEATING.
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: you are a man of 12.
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: type the normal way, with normal big-kid letters, yes?
(*)__CeM__(*) says: 19
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: non nononono
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: 17
(*)__CeM__(*) says: my brother
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: you told me you were 17
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: what?
(*)__CeM__(*) says: ok
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: no, you are totally cem who kept talking about my mouth.
(*)__CeM__(*) says: cem
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: you internet people creep me out, always borrowing each other's screenames.
(*)__CeM__(*) says: love you
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: nonononono.
(*)__CeM__(*) says: i love your mouth and my cock
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: don't refer to yourself in the third person, teenager
(*)__CeM__(*) says: sex
(*)__CeM__(*) says: in bed
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: with people my age.
(*)__CeM__(*) says: 26
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: yes, i am 26.
(*)__CeM__(*) says: your pussy is wery big
(*)__CeM__(*) says: i think
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: oh?
(*)__CeM__(*) says: yes
(*)__CeM__(*) says: 26
(*)__CeM__(*) says: i like small
(*)__CeM__(*) says: pussy
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: you're right. i have a huge gaping vagina because i'm an old lady.
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: you don't want me, cem.
(*)__CeM__(*) says: gaping
(*)__CeM__(*) says: ?
(*)__CeM__(*) says: i know
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: like, a huge split-open hole, raw, bloody, disgusting, like rotten meat, ewwwwwwwww, your fingers would be covered in blood and rotten juices
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: i'm rotting on the inside
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: my pussy is rotting, cem, i'm so olddddddddddddddddddddddd
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: my pussy is so huge and gross :(
(*)__CeM__(*) says: mmmmmmmmmmmmm
(*)__CeM__(*) says: i like gross
(*)__CeM__(*) says: but smallllllllllllll
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: noooooooooooo but you wouldn't even feel anything, you like small girls
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: it's so huge and old
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: i could probably fit a whole entire head in there
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: the head of a horse
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: no problem
(*)__CeM__(*) says: noo
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: YES.
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: it's true.
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: i'm coming out.
(*)__CeM__(*) says: i want
(*)__CeM__(*) says: your mouth
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: you don't want it, believe me. my mouth is covered in sores.
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: i have the herpes, cem
(*)__CeM__(*) says: in the shower
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: no, the herpes would get you
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: i also have the scabies.
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: and the lice.
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: STAY. AWAY. i never wash and sleep with scum
(*)__CeM__(*) says: i love
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: you love what...do you know what scabies are?
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: they're like crabs
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: only you get them alllllllllll over your body
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: little bugs that crawl all llllllll over your body and bite you and leave little sores, you can pass it on to people just by shaking their hand
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: SCABBBBBBBBBIES
(*)__CeM__(*) says: your pussy
(*)__CeM__(*) says: ?
(*)__CeM__(*) says: good
(*)__CeM__(*) says: ?
(*)__CeM__(*) says: but wery big
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: the herpes i could give you just by kissing you...i have the herpes on my pussy AND my mouth, and don't forget the scabies
(*)__CeM__(*) says: i think
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: and yes my pussy is HUGE
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: and nasty
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: covered with sores
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: and when i get my period
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: i bleed a LOT
(*)__CeM__(*) says: noooooooo
(*)__CeM__(*) says: god
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: and i bleed for like 3 WEEKS
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: so i'm always bloody
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says: and i have to use like 6 tampons at a time because my pussy is such a huge gaping messy vaccuum

Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says:
and i never change them

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and i never change them

Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says:
so i'm always smelly

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so i'm always smelly

Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@ says:
LOL

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LOL