I'm Big In Iran ([info]alexsuperstar) wrote,
@ 2005-12-22 22:49:00
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Current mood: calm
Current music:sound from thriller: a cruel picture

"k if u make me cum than i wont kill myself cause u've been so nice" - cervantes
Alex Superstar: hey
cervantes092002: asl plz.
Alex Superstar: so are you looking for women w/ kids?
Alex Superstar: 26/f/nj
Alex Superstar: you plz?
cervantes092002: m 25 nf
cervantes092002: *nj
Alex Superstar: nf?
Alex Superstar: oh me too!
cervantes092002: kool
cervantes092002: cam or pic?
Alex Superstar: radd
Alex Superstar: no cam, i have a picture in my profile
Alex Superstar: so do you have any pictures?
cervantes092002: no sorry
Alex Superstar: that's okay.
Alex Superstar: so how many children do you have?
cervantes092002: 1
Alex Superstar: oh, okay
cervantes092002: u dont have a cam
Alex Superstar: no cam! i have more pictures, though
cervantes092002: can i see them?
cervantes092002: k its downloading
Alex Superstar: okay
cervantes092002: wow the first one is hot
Alex Superstar: thanks
cervantes092002: np
Alex Superstar: last picture for now
cervantes092002: k
cervantes092002: its still loading
Alex Superstar: yeah it's almost done
cervantes092002: k
Alex Superstar: ok
cervantes092002: do u have any of u naked?
Alex Superstar: SIGH let me see
cervantes092002: im sorry its been a long time since i've seen a naked girl
Alex Superstar: really? how long?
Alex Superstar: even on the internet?
Alex Superstar: you should watch porn
cervantes092002: like 2 yrs
Alex Superstar: WHAT? just go on google and look up "naked" or something
cervantes092002: damn those are nice nipples
Alex Superstar: thx
cervantes092002: so anymore u dont have to send them
cervantes092002: j/w
cervantes092002: k than we'll chat
cervantes092002: k?
Alex Superstar: go on google and set up filters, and then look up porn
Alex Superstar: you can see lots of naked girls that way
cervantes092002: k
Alex Superstar: why has it been so long for you?
cervantes092002: so what do u want to talk about?
Alex Superstar: is it by choice?
Alex Superstar: i don't know, what do you want to talk about
cervantes092002: no
Alex Superstar: why then
cervantes092002: i dont know why i've just been really depressed
Alex Superstar: oh : ( yeah, that can decrease the sex drive?
cervantes092002: yea nice tits
Alex Superstar: have you tried antidepressants?
Alex Superstar: thanks
cervantes092002: no
Alex Superstar: they might help, i'm on them
cervantes092002: kool do u have anymore pics of u naked? just wondering?
Alex Superstar: i'll send you the last two pictures i have
cervantes092002: kool that sounds awesome
Alex Superstar: okay. do you have limewire or anything to download porn?
Alex Superstar: you should download porn, totally
cervantes092002: mp
cervantes092002: no
Alex Superstar: or get playboy
cervantes092002: i thought about playboy
cervantes092002: ur really cool
Alex Superstar: thanks. : )
cervantes092002: sending me pics and all
Alex Superstar: it's no problem
cervantes092002: damn those r nice breast
cervantes092002: u make me horny
Alex Superstar: `thanks
Alex Superstar: well that's a good sign i suppose?
Alex Superstar: you know, since you're so depressed and such
cervantes092002: yea
cervantes092002: yea thanks
Alex Superstar: no problem, anytime
cervantes092002: so i bet ur ass is nice
Alex Superstar: i've been told
cervantes092002: ur pussy is really nice
Alex Superstar: thanks.
cervantes092002: do u have any of ur ass
cervantes092002: ?
Alex Superstar: not anymore
Alex Superstar: i used to
cervantes092002: would u take a picture of urself naked for me?
Alex Superstar: i don't know, i usually take pictures like this in batches, or when the mood strikes, and that's fairly rare
Alex Superstar: but if i do, i'll send them your way
cervantes092002: k
cervantes092002: :(
Alex Superstar: ;_; sorry
cervantes092002: do u wear thongs?
Alex Superstar: did i make your depression worse ;_;
Alex Superstar: no i don't like thongs
cervantes092002: yea u kinda did
Alex Superstar: are you serious
cervantes092002: yea
Alex Superstar: are you like suicidal now
Alex Superstar: because you can't see my ass
cervantes092002: yea i am suicidal almost
Alex Superstar: are you going to cut yourself?
cervantes092002: i've already done that
Alex Superstar: oh my! a cutter.
Alex Superstar: i like cutters very much.
cervantes092002: really
Alex Superstar: yes!
Alex Superstar: i was a cutter once, myself.
Alex Superstar: very manipulative, we are, very secretive
cervantes092002: that doesnt matter suicidal is almost there
Alex Superstar: so...will you commit suicide if i don't take a picture of my ass?
cervantes092002: yea
Alex Superstar: woah, are you for real
cervantes092002: yea
Alex Superstar: how would you do it?
Alex Superstar: do you have a plan?
Alex Superstar: i'm very interested.
cervantes092002: yes i have a plan drive my car off a bridge
Alex Superstar: but what if the car floats up to the top, or something?
Alex Superstar: what if the windows break and you fly out, and float to the top?
Alex Superstar: you would probably live for a long time, in that car
cervantes092002: this is not working
Alex Superstar: thinking "god, what a dumb reason to kill myself"
Alex Superstar: "god i'm dumb"
Alex Superstar: no, it's not : )
cervantes092002: well u got anything else
Alex Superstar: you're kinda a jerk
Alex Superstar: no, nothing else that i'm going to send you
cervantes092002: k well u were really nice to me
Alex Superstar: yep, and i hope you find some fun porn soon
cervantes092002: i wont be around soon
Alex Superstar: oh, you're going to kill yourself i forgot ;_;
cervantes092002: maybe
Alex Superstar: list the reasons.
cervantes092002: no wife, nobody loves me, dont kno how to take care of my kid, no sex,
Alex Superstar: well, who's going to take care of your kid if you off yourself, dude?
Alex Superstar: your kid's gonna be stuck in foster-care
Alex Superstar: that shit's no good
Alex Superstar: think about your kid, man.
cervantes092002: well my dick is really small to i've tried to hook up but they all left me cause of my dick
Alex Superstar: oh, some girls don't care about dicks, srsly, just find a really cool girl
Alex Superstar: find a virgin
Alex Superstar: virgins would rather you have a small dick
cervantes092002: no mines just to small its 5 in
Alex Superstar: that's good for a virgin, though
Alex Superstar: because if you were too big, it would hurt her
Alex Superstar: see, i think logically
cervantes092002: do u think it is big?
Alex Superstar: yeah, you know, the average male's penis size is 5 inches
Alex Superstar: people think it's more like 7, but it's not, that's a myth
cervantes092002: k if u make me cum than i wont kill myself cause u've been so nice
Alex Superstar: you're just self-conscious
Alex Superstar: wow, now you're being super-manipulative, you're awesome. be right back
cervantes092002: will u make me cum?
Alex Superstar: how? over the computer?
cervantes092002: yea
Alex Superstar: ...okay
cervantes092002: if u make me cum i wont kill myself
Alex Superstar: you are such a jerk-off, srsly and i say this with the upmost respect.
Alex Superstar: i cannot tolerate manipulative behavior like this.
Alex Superstar: just look at my pictures and jerk off
cervantes092002: k
Alex Superstar: k?
cervantes092002: k
Alex Superstar: k
cervantes092002: can i add u cause u like one of my good friends
Alex Superstar: oh, are we good friends now?
Alex Superstar: sure, you can add me
cervantes092002: thanks u've talked me out of it and i wont think about it again
Alex Superstar: oh, well, that's nice to know. i just have that way about me, you know.
Alex Superstar: no-nonsense.
Alex Superstar: and full of shit.
cervantes092002: u were right i can just jerk off to ur pics and they r just the right thing
Alex Superstar: that's right, go ahead and do your thing and cut yourself like a superstar emo kid
cervantes092002: thx
Alex Superstar: no problem
cervantes092002: wow that felt good
Alex Superstar: what did?
cervantes092002: i dk




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[info]lornemir
2005-12-23 04:33 am UTC (link)
holy shit! This guy is just full of great quotes.

I think you're a good person because if you said the average dick was 9", I think he would have done himself in right there.

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[info]alexsuperstar
2005-12-23 10:00 am UTC (link)
haha, i know. i don't really go for "size" jokes unless someone's being a dick to me, no pun intended.

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