I'm Big In Iran ([info]alexsuperstar) wrote,
@ 2005-12-10 14:50:00
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Current mood: amused
Current music:Wham! - Careless Whisper

"find a nice girl in ca who wouldn't tear out your liver and eat it for her daily iron intake"
don says: hello
don says: how are you
don says: my name don
Superstar Ambien Doll says: hello
Superstar Ambien Doll says: my name alex
Superstar Ambien Doll says: i am good
Superstar Ambien Doll says: how are you
don says: i am good
Superstar Ambien Doll says: great to hear.
don says: yes
Superstar Ambien Doll says: indeed
don says: so what do u have planned this weekend
Superstar Ambien Doll says: lots of hot sex and violence and bloodshed
Superstar Ambien Doll says: i plan on washing my nubile young body in at least one young virgin's blood
Superstar Ambien Doll says: how about you?
don says: wow
don says: i have a basketball game a party and a dinner
Superstar Ambien Doll says: oh - sounds exciting
don says: but yours sounds a lot more exciting
Superstar Ambien Doll says: yes, it does
don says: so what do u do
Superstar Ambien Doll says: the rejuvination process is very sexy and enticing
Superstar Ambien Doll says: i live through the blood of the young
don says: i see
Superstar Ambien Doll says: making my old, old flesh young once more
Superstar Ambien Doll says: i bathe in the blood and wrap myself in the skin
don says: how old is the young
Superstar Ambien Doll says: young girls, 16-19
Superstar Ambien Doll says: virgins only
Superstar Ambien Doll says: my partners and i make sure of this
Superstar Ambien Doll says: if they lie, we torture them mercilessly and do not grant them an easy death.
don says: i see
Superstar Ambien Doll says: my flesh is smooth and flawless, my curves supple and sweet, because of the rejuvination process.
Superstar Ambien Doll says: it has taken years to perfect.
don says: i see
Superstar Ambien Doll says: the perfect partners have taken ages to find.
don says: how often do u have sex
Superstar Ambien Doll says: finally, i am the perfect sex demon, a goddess
Superstar Ambien Doll says: every day and night
Superstar Ambien Doll says: i bathe in blood every weekend
Superstar Ambien Doll says: to keep my body fresh and appealing
don says: can i see a pic of you in your sexiness
Superstar Ambien Doll says: sure
Superstar Ambien Doll says: you must authorize me first
Superstar Ambien Doll says: now accept
Superstar Ambien Doll says: are you there?
don says: i am amazing
don says: amazed
don says: i apologize
don says: u are beautiful
Superstar Ambien Doll says: thank you.
don says: where exactly are you from
Superstar Ambien Doll says: i ate a couple of lovely virgins last weekend, they've made me quite radiant.
don says: what state
Superstar Ambien Doll says: i'm keeping that anonymous
Superstar Ambien Doll says: i don't know, you could be a cop or somehting
don says: i see
don says: well how do get involved
don says: do guys do it
Superstar Ambien Doll says: you want to get involved?
don says: bathe in blood
Superstar Ambien Doll says: no, only i am a creature of the night.
don says: i see
Superstar Ambien Doll says: you would be involved in finding girls and killing them, for me to bathe in their blood and occasionally eat their flesh.
Superstar Ambien Doll says: if the girls are cooperative and answer our questions truthfully, they get a quick needle, and die quickly and painlessly.
Superstar Ambien Doll says: if they lie and fuss and fight, they regret it.
Superstar Ambien Doll says: for the entire weekend, they regret it.
don says: so what if i wanted to indulge in a sexual relationship
don says: with you that is
Superstar Ambien Doll says: you could, potentially. you have to understand that i bite sometimes. and you have to understand the scent of blood and the lust for flesh.
Superstar Ambien Doll says: it's uncontrollable sometimes
don says: i understand
Superstar Ambien Doll says: i try to eat nubile young girls to keep it at bay
Superstar Ambien Doll says: but we do run out, of course
Superstar Ambien Doll says: and sometimes i am insatiable
don says: thats good
don says: so would u nibble on me
Superstar Ambien Doll says: i would lick your neck softly and tenderly
Superstar Ambien Doll says: i would kiss it gently
don says: i likw
Superstar Ambien Doll says: i would nibble on it softly
don says: i like that
Superstar Ambien Doll says: then i would take a huge chunk out of it, i would show no mercy
Superstar Ambien Doll says: blood would gush out
don says: i see
Superstar Ambien Doll says: i would lap it up like a sick superstar puppy
don says: can i bite you also
Superstar Ambien Doll says: i am inhuman, you see, i have much strength
Superstar Ambien Doll says: i could overpower you. i am not to be bitten.
don says: i see
don says: i like that
don says: but i have power also
Superstar Ambien Doll says: are you a demon, as well?
Superstar Ambien Doll says: have i finally met my inhuman match, on an instant messaging program?
don says: i am both human and spirit
Superstar Ambien Doll says: you don't understand. i am a creature of the night.
don says: i understand
Superstar Ambien Doll says: i am 5'7" and weigh 155 pounds but i could flip you over with one hand.
don says: i see
Superstar Ambien Doll says: i hope so.
Superstar Ambien Doll says: my power is irresistable and inevitable.
don says: i see i am both spirit and flesh
Superstar Ambien Doll says: explain, please
don says: my body is just a vessel
don says: taht contains my spirit
Superstar Ambien Doll says: right, like, you're a christian
don says: i guess you can say somethign like that
Superstar Ambien Doll says: then why would you want to get mixed up with a girl like me
Superstar Ambien Doll says: i would send you to hell, back, and back to hell again, like a yo-yo
Superstar Ambien Doll says: shit, honey
Superstar Ambien Doll says: you are barking up the wrong tree
don says: i am not saying that
don says: i want to be with you sexually
Superstar Ambien Doll says: but to be with me sexually means to be bitten and mauled to death.
don says: ok
Superstar Ambien Doll says: yes.
don says: i think i can handle it
don says: trust me
Superstar Ambien Doll says: my fangs and claws grow when i am with someone
Superstar Ambien Doll says: blood spurts, intestines wither and fade
Superstar Ambien Doll says: i don't think you'd make it out alive
don says: thats for me to find out
don says: i just want to partake
Superstar Ambien Doll says: i would tear your heart out and feed it to you in big juicy chunks
Superstar Ambien Doll says: the blood dripping down my palm and your chin, dribbling, oozing, so sexually
Superstar Ambien Doll says: while your eyes glaze over
don says: yes
Superstar Ambien Doll says: you are now dead.
don says: thats what i am talking about
don says: i love it
Superstar Ambien Doll says: do you want to die?
don says: sweetie i will take my chances
Superstar Ambien Doll says: are you really that lonely ;_;
don says: yeah
Superstar Ambien Doll says: you know, we live on opposite coasts
don says: i see
Superstar Ambien Doll says: find a nice girl in ca who wouldn't tear out your liver and eat it for her daily iron intake
don says: i see
don says: so u are scared of me
don says: i want u
Superstar Ambien Doll says: do you have a picture of yourself, don?
Superstar Ambien Doll says: oh no, i am not scared of you.
don says: yeah
Superstar Ambien Doll says: you are on the internet.
Superstar Ambien Doll says: send it.
Superstar Ambien Doll says: are you originally from india or saudi arabia? you're not originally from america, are you
Superstar Ambien Doll says: morocco, perhaps
don says: wow
Superstar Ambien Doll says: what
don says: u think so
don says: i am from america

(i hadn't even seen his picture. bad timing for my sarcasm. don is black. don is insulted.)

Superstar Ambien Doll says: i didn't even see your picture
Superstar Ambien Doll says: i'm asking because you're acting like men from certain other countries tend to act. very desperate. looking for a greencard or something.
don says: i am not desperate
Superstar Ambien Doll says: sure you are
Superstar Ambien Doll says: i'm telling you i'm heartless and inhuman and satanic
don says: i would just love a chance
Superstar Ambien Doll says: i kill, kill, kill my mates
Superstar Ambien Doll says: no you wouldn't
don says: but i dont care
Superstar Ambien Doll says: you should care, unless you wish death and unhappiness
don says: ok
Superstar Ambien Doll says: i would go after your family members
don says: i see
Superstar Ambien Doll says: yes, i am a very vengeful lustful she-demon
don says: i see
Superstar Ambien Doll says: you see a lot
don says: i do
don says: foresight
don says: but i will let the idea go
Superstar Ambien Doll says: yes, perhaps that's the best idea for you, christian soldier
don says: so what are you doing tonite
don says: do u have a virgin
Superstar Ambien Doll says: probably taking some pills and relaxing - tonight is my night off - it's not the weekend yet
don says: i see
don says: well i hope you get enough
Superstar Ambien Doll says: thank you, don
Superstar Ambien Doll says: i hope you do too
don says: do u feast by yourself
don says: do u have help
Superstar Ambien Doll says: i am the only one who eats the flesh and blood and grazes on teh bones. i have others who help me hunt and kill.
don says: thats so nice
Superstar Ambien Doll says: do you think so?
don says: yeah
don says: i would love to see it
Superstar Ambien Doll says: i don't think you could handle it
Superstar Ambien Doll says: you reek of a certain...desperacy and frailty
don says: i have seen people heads get shot and parts fly against the wall
Superstar Ambien Doll says: i think you would be snatched up and your neckbones would be snapped, your organs torn out
Superstar Ambien Doll says: that doesn't mean a thing, i have seen great wars gone by
don says: i have been shot and felt the burning of the flesh
Superstar Ambien Doll says: that's nothing, i have lived thousands of years
Superstar Ambien Doll says: i have been burned to death, and brought back to life
don says: amazing
Superstar Ambien Doll says: by bathing in virgin's blood
don says: i would love to hear yuor story
Superstar Ambien Doll says: i cannot die.
Superstar Ambien Doll says: i was born in 1328.
don says: interesting
Superstar Ambien Doll says: i was very poor, my family was russian
don says: i see
Superstar Ambien Doll says: i have been burned at the stake dozens of times.
don says: immortal
Superstar Ambien Doll says: times have changed, now witches and demons are not burned
Superstar Ambien Doll says: they are feared, they are scorned, they are sneered at, there is much disbelief
Superstar Ambien Doll says: we need to rise again
don says: they are welcomed
Superstar Ambien Doll says: there needs to be another coming
Superstar Ambien Doll says: i want to be the beginning of the revolution
don says: i like that
don says: i want to u see u in your flesh
Superstar Ambien Doll says: darling, i live in another state and live a very dangerous life that you cannot be involved in.
Superstar Ambien Doll says: i am sorry.
don says: i see
don says: no problem
don says: i will chat with you later ok
Superstar Ambien Doll says: ok
don says: bye

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[info]diabological
2006-01-05 06:16 am UTC (link)
I like where he slips and says hes amazing. Amazingly stupid.

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[info]alexsuperstar
2006-01-05 07:12 am UTC (link)
i know, what the hell. he wasn't bad-looking, either. i don't get it sometimes

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