Current mood:	breezy
Current music:	Edith Piaf - Ne Me Quite Pas

"okay, while you fuck me, i'm going to go make a sandwich...brb"
David says: hey
Alex Christ Superstar says: hey
David says: whats up
Alex Christ Superstar says: no t much, you?
David says: nothing at all
Alex Christ Superstar says: nothing scandalous? comeonnnn
Alex Christ Superstar says: nothing exciting?
David says: no nothing
Alex Christ Superstar says: ;_;
Alex Christ Superstar says: make something up to entertain me then
David says: let me think ok
Alex Christ Superstar says: okay.
David says: fuck I dont know
Alex Christ Superstar says: ;_; ouch.
Alex Christ Superstar says: come on, you're a hot and sexy virile young man, you can think of something
Alex Christ Superstar says: hey - pretend i'm asian
Alex Christ Superstar says: talk dirty to me
David says: ok
Alex Christ Superstar says: pretend i'm an asian girl who looks 14
Alex Christ Superstar says: okay? let'sgo
David says: hay
Alex Christ Superstar says: yes?
David says: what are you doing tonight
Alex Christ Superstar says: just thinking scandalous thoughts about you and lin-lin, whatare you doing?
David says: what are you wearing
Alex Christ Superstar says: hmmmm?
Alex Christ Superstar says: i'm wearing a pink nightie with lace on the top, it's kinda low-cut
Alex Christ Superstar says: what are you wearing
David says: nothing
Alex Christ Superstar says: you are naked?
Alex Christ Superstar says: that is so hot
David says: yes
Alex Christ Superstar says: so what are you doing tonight, david, you stud-muffin?
Alex Christ Superstar says: i'm feeling very asian right now
David says: great
Alex Christ Superstar says: my hair feels so much smoother...my eyes feel different and so almond-shaped...i feel so sexy
Alex Christ Superstar says: do you feel sexy?
Alex Christ Superstar says: so entertain me, david
David says: yes I do with you here
David says: I want to nibly on your eare
Alex Christ Superstar says: nibly on my eare?
David says: nibble on your ear
Alex Christ Superstar says: ohhh okay go ahead
David says: I want to lick your pussy
Alex Christ Superstar says: already? okay...i'm not wearing panties...go 'head go to town
David says: ok
David says: hmmmmm
Alex Christ Superstar says: yes?
David says: Im touching your ass
Alex Christ Superstar says: oh, okay, i didn't realize
David says: what are you doing to me
Alex Christ Superstar says: i'm very high. i am lying back and listening to christopher cross while you do all the work.
Alex Christ Superstar says: i am asian i am very submissive
David says: yes you are
Alex Christ Superstar says: all asian women are submissive, silly, that's why american men like them so much
David says: I start finger up your rectum
Alex Christ Superstar says: really, you don't want to just fuck?
David says: no
Alex Christ Superstar says: okay
Alex Christ Superstar says: i'm an asian woman in america, i'm used to being used
David says: I start to go faster
Alex Christ Superstar says: i'm not really feeling it, david, but i'm used to violation, go on
Alex Christ Superstar says: george micheal's sweet voice is getting me through this torment
David says: now I put my cock in
Alex Christ Superstar says: in my ass?
David says: no in your ear
Alex Christ Superstar says: in my ear? are you using lube?
David says: just a little spit
Alex Christ Superstar says: sigh. okay, proceed...the things we dragon-women must endure
Alex Christ Superstar says: just for being so sexy, sweet and mild
David says: hehe
Alex Christ Superstar says: while on the inside we are SUPERSTARS in agony.
Alex Christ Superstar says: proceed. ;_;
David says: I take my cock out of your ear and put it in your moth
Alex Christ Superstar says: my moth?
Alex Christ Superstar says: i'm scared of moths
David says: mouth
Alex Christ Superstar says: i don't really like butterflies, either, there's ancient chinese proverb...
Alex Christ Superstar says: ohhhhh
Alex Christ Superstar says: okay.
Alex Christ Superstar says: go on
David says: can you taste the wax
Alex Christ Superstar says: yeah, it doesn't taste like candle-wax, it has more of a taste to it
Alex Christ Superstar says: i can't quite describe it
David says: try
Alex Christ Superstar says: i don't know...once when i was little i ate a firefly...it tastes kind of like firefly guts...bittersweet...very sexual
David says: I take fingr and put it in your mouth
Alex Christ Superstar says: where was your finger again? i forget, i'm high
David says: in your ass
Alex Christ Superstar says: oh right
Alex Christ Superstar says: no, don't do that, i'm too demure and asian for that
David says: to bad
David says: do you like the taste of your ass
Alex Christ Superstar says: my ass is a superstar, of course i do
David says: do you like the taste of my cock
Alex Christ Superstar says: have i tasted it yet? oh...that's right...i mostly tasted the earwax, not your cock
Alex Christ Superstar says: your cock would probably just taste like flesh unless you haven't taken a shower ina while
Alex Christ Superstar says: or unless you generally smell and taste bad
David says: I put honny on it just for you
Alex Christ Superstar says: you put honey on your cock, then fucked my ear?
Alex Christ Superstar says: that doesn't seem very sanitary.
David says: no after the I was done with your ear
Alex Christ Superstar says: but after you were done with my ear, how could i have tasted the wax if your cock was covered with honey? i'm so confused, i feel decieved
David says: only the tipe of the cock had the wax on it
David says: the rest had honny
Alex Christ Superstar says: oh, that's true, you couldn't fit the whole thing in
Alex Christ Superstar says: you're clever
David says: I know
David says: its time
Alex Christ Superstar says: time for what?
David says: my cock is going in to your pussy
Alex Christ Superstar says: okay, while you fuck me, i'm going to go make a sandwich...brb
David says: ok
David says: I put it in hard and I start fast and then slowe down
David says: I put my finge in your pussy to
David says: as my cock is going in and out realy fast my finger is going slowe
Alex Christ Superstar says: okay back
Alex Christ Superstar says: you know, i bet you're really easy to order around in bed
Alex Christ Superstar says: are you a virgin?
David says: what do you think
Alex Christ Superstar says: i dont know, i'm asking you
David says: I think you know just by the way Im talking
Alex Christ Superstar says: ah, not necessarily
David says: ok :D
Alex Christ Superstar says: ^_^
Alex Christ Superstar says: women's intuition
David says: yes yes Im
Alex Christ Superstar says: whatever, it was just a question, i wasn't accusing you of anything
David says: I said I was
Alex Christ Superstar says: oh, are you really?
David says: yeah
Alex Christ Superstar says: you're not being sarcastic.
David says: no
Alex Christ Superstar says: there's nothing wrong with that.
David says: I know
Alex Christ Superstar says: okay, good.
David says: do you know any one that could help me out
Alex Christ Superstar says: with sex? having sex?
Alex Christ Superstar says: what about lin-lin
Alex Christ Superstar says: i thought you loved her?
David says: having sex
David says: I do
Alex Christ Superstar says: yes. why don't you wait for her? or else. find a girl in washington
Alex Christ Superstar says: i mean, i know people, but they mostly live in new jersey, you know?
David says: sure
Alex Christ Superstar says: have you ever had a girlfriend?
David says: yes
Alex Christ Superstar says: well why don't you look for someone in your area?
David says: I have
Alex Christ Superstar says: what happened?
David says: they all say they have some one
Alex Christ Superstar says: not every girl in washington is attached. you're online a lot. why not put up a personals ad or meet someoneon myspace?
Alex Christ Superstar says: if it's just for sex, put up a casual sex ad or something
Alex Christ Superstar says: or dating ad
David says: will I have some on from myspace coming overe to my house
David says: soon
Alex Christ Superstar says: oh yeah? that's good
Alex Christ Superstar says: don'tlook at everyone as a potential lay, though, that's not a good way of looking at it, just as a potential friend
David says: yeah she is japanese
Alex Christ Superstar says: the sex could just be a side-benefit
Alex Christ Superstar says: haha, you and those asian girls
David says: duh
David says: tail me the best thing you have ever done
Alex Christ Superstar says: the BEST thing? that depends on what you mean by best. i don't know...the most recent fun-times i've had have just been hanging out at home, languriating with my kitten and friends
David says: ok now I want to see your pic
Alex Christ Superstar says: can't you see my picture in my profile?
David says: yeah but thats just your face
Alex Christ Superstar says: okay...i can send more.
David says: :)

(sending pictures, he asks me embarrassing questions about threesomes & sex)

(later)

David says: you said that you have killed ppl befor tail me how you killed them
Alex Christ Superstar says: haha, i was kidding, you knew that right?
David says: yes
David says: just making sure
David says: would you if you had a chans
David says: just kiding
David says: when I was reading the history I thout it would be funny if you did show up at my door becoz I cant see you even come
Alex Christ Superstar says: what do you mean?
Alex Christ Superstar says: because the door is closed and everything?
David says: no
David says: I just didnt see you coming to kill me
Alex Christ Superstar says: that's because i'm not planning on coming to kill you.
Alex Christ Superstar says: and i never was.
Alex Christ Superstar says: sorry.
David says: I know but its funny to me becoz I was not the one that was talking to you that day
Alex Christ Superstar says: oh, right, it was that guy
Alex Christ Superstar says: the hacker or whatever
David says: yeah
Alex Christ Superstar says: i don't know if i even believe that, but okay
David says: I would never ask you to kill linlin
David says: and I dont want to be killed Im have every thing going for me
Alex Christ Superstar says: well, that's totally awesome, because i would never kill either of you.
Alex Christ Superstar says: or molest either of you, for that matter
Alex Christ Superstar says: so that's settled
David says: I know
Alex Christ Superstar says: rad
David says: and I would never have sex with you and you know why
Alex Christ Superstar says: because i'm not asian?
David says: yes
Alex Christ Superstar says: haha
David says: I only like asian women
Alex Christ Superstar says: i know.
Alex Christ Superstar says: i generally like men who fit a certain physical standard as well
Alex Christ Superstar says: so don't worry.
David says: why would I worry
Alex Christ Superstar says: you're safe
David says: hehe
Alex Christ Superstar says: ^_^
David says: and yes I want my frist time with linlin
Alex Christ Superstar says: you weren't saying that before, but i think that's very noble of you, to wait and such
David says: hehe
David says: why do you like haveing cyber sex so much
Alex Christ Superstar says: i don't
David says: so why do you all ways wont to start it when im on
Alex Christ Superstar says: because you're so bad and awkward at it, it's funny to me
David says: o ok
Alex Christ Superstar says: and then you're all like "please. i don't want to have cybersex with you ever again. i love lin lin."
Alex Christ Superstar says: and then we always have cybersex again anyways and you ask for nudes and ask abotu threesomes.
Alex Christ Superstar says: sooooooooooo....
Alex Christ Superstar says: WHATEVER
David says: will I realy dont mind but it does nothing for me
Alex Christ Superstar says: and it does nothing for me but occasional laughs. ^_^
David says: I believe you
Alex Christ Superstar says: you are very easy to manipulate and string around.
David says: ok
Alex Christ Superstar says: not that you're not a good person
Alex Christ Superstar says: not that you don't love your lin lin
Alex Christ Superstar says: you just need to stand up for yourself!
David says: ok
David says: I will try
Alex Christ Superstar says: okay.
David says: maybe you can help me with that
Alex Christ Superstar says: like, do you feel all used and dirty after we have cybersex?
David says: no
Alex Christ Superstar says: oh. do you just feel neutral
Alex Christ Superstar says: and like "hi, my name is david, i'm a virgin, i like asian girls, blah blah blah, i'm on the internets, i have a myspace"
David says: I feel nothing at all
Alex Christ Superstar says: yeah, exactly
Alex Christ Superstar says: start standing up for yourself, david
Alex Christ Superstar says: be a man, an american man
David says: ok
David says: will like my friend says im to nice
Alex Christ Superstar says: yes!
Alex Christ Superstar says: i can tell through the internet that you are too nice.
David says: o belive me
Alex Christ Superstar says: those asian girls, they come to america, they start walking all over you. they take over your life. you have to PUT YOUR FOOT DOWN FOR A CHANGE
Alex Christ Superstar says: DAMMIT
David says: ok
David says: I understand what you mean but I dont know if I can
Alex Christ Superstar says: well, whatever
Alex Christ Superstar says: until you do, i'll probably keep on taking advantage of you via skype
Alex Christ Superstar says: and soon you'll start feeling dirty and used and horrible
David says: ok we will see
Alex Christ Superstar says: yes, i suppose we will.
David says: will my friend Greta is on and she wants me to talk to her and no one eles I dont get her
Alex Christ Superstar says: okay...go talk to her then
David says: no
Alex Christ Superstar says: okay
David says: thats what she wants why should I do it like you said I should put my foot down
Alex Christ Superstar says: LOL
Alex Christ Superstar says: alright
Alex Christ Superstar says: is she upset or anything?
Alex Christ Superstar says: maybe you SHOULD talk to her.
Alex Christ Superstar says: sometimes it's good to listen to other people
David says: ok
Alex Christ Superstar says: haha
David says: will if you want me to
Alex Christ Superstar says: david...are you being sarcastic again? i am not a god. do what you think is right.
David says: will I think you are cool
Alex Christ Superstar says: thanks
David says: ok I dont want to be a asshole thats just not me
Alex Christ Superstar says: yeah.
David says: even know I should put my foot down more I dont konw if I can
Alex Christ Superstar says: okay, well do whatever you want and feel comfortable with. i'm full of shit most of the time and i just like ot hear myself talk.
Alex Christ Superstar says: i've got to go to sleep.
Alex Christ Superstar says: i'll talk to you later.
David says: ok
David says: sweet drams
Alex Christ Superstar says: bye. : )
David says: bye