"i would have the upmost respect for any lebanese man with a gold tooth who called me a ho"

bibomoods: hwy ...how r u ?
Alex Christ Superstar: good how r u?
bibomoods: i m ok
Alex Christ Superstar: is your name bibo?
bibomoods: yeah
Alex Christ Superstar: oh how excellent
Alex Christ Superstar: where are you from?
bibomoods: aha
Alex Christ Superstar: Africa?
bibomoods: I m from lebanon
Alex Christ Superstar: oh
Alex Christ Superstar: nice!
bibomoods: have u heard of Lebanon?
Alex Christ Superstar: same difference to an ignorant american lyke me
Alex Christ Superstar: yes i have
bibomoods: good
bibomoods: y ignorant?
Alex Christ Superstar: have you heard of america?
Alex Christ Superstar: yes, i am very ignorant
bibomoods: ha ha ha ha
Alex Christ Superstar: what's so funny
bibomoods: u askeds if I ever heard of amerivca
Alex Christ Superstar: well, have you?
Alex Christ Superstar: i'm sure not everyone has heard of america, we're kind of underground
Alex Christ Superstar: only superstars and people who are "in the know" have heard about us
bibomoods: superstar ?? means ...?
Alex Christ Superstar: means people who are fantastic, fabulous, better and hotter than everyone else
Alex Christ Superstar: we have nicer hair, clothes, sex toys, drugs and kittens
bibomoods: I m not and I 've heard about ur country
bibomoods: I have been there
Alex Christ Superstar: oh? what have you heard about our country?
Alex Christ Superstar: good things, i am sure
Alex Christ Superstar: we are a nation of many riches, the nation of the godz
bibomoods: what do u care for what I heard or what I beleive?
Alex Christ Superstar: i really care, because i care about the opinions and the people of lebanon
bibomoods: ok
bibomoods: listen
Alex Christ Superstar: ok
bibomoods: I have heard a lot of bad things about u
Alex Christ Superstar: about me?
bibomoods: in this part of the word
bibomoods: but my personnel beleives
Alex Christ Superstar: really, i didn't know lebanon had heard about alex superstar already
bibomoods: r totaly different
Alex Christ Superstar: oh, okay, well, what have you heard?
bibomoods: a big portion of ppl they hate america
Alex Christ Superstar: ;_;
bibomoods: and this not a secret
Alex Christ Superstar: well it's a shock 2 me!
bibomoods: but I thank america
Alex Christ Superstar: what do you thank us for?
bibomoods: and specialy the president ...I don t know if u like him or not
Alex Christ Superstar: paris hilton, lindsay lohan?
bibomoods: u like the president
Alex Christ Superstar: if the president was hotter, maybe i would like him
Alex Christ Superstar: you know?
bibomoods: but recently have put a lot of effort to kick he syrians out of my country
Alex Christ Superstar: that's just the superstar way of thinking
Alex Christ Superstar: oh, is that good in your opinion?
Alex Christ Superstar: not good for the syrians, i guess
bibomoods: do u like somebody to take over ur country ??
Alex Christ Superstar: like who?
bibomoods: they were
Alex Christ Superstar: it depends, i guess
bibomoods: they invaded us
Alex Christ Superstar: on how sexy they were.
bibomoods: for the last 30 years
bibomoods: sexy?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Alex Christ Superstar: yeah, i mean, if the invaders were hot
Alex Christ Superstar: and gave good head
Alex Christ Superstar: i wouldn't mind, you know? it wouldn't be as bad
Alex Christ Superstar: if they gave me stuff and were nice to my kitten
Alex Christ Superstar: and let me keep my internet connection
bibomoods: ha ha dam
Alex Christ Superstar: what?
bibomoods: they r ignorant
Alex Christ Superstar: who are? the lebanese?
bibomoods: we r more advanced then they r
bibomoods: the syrians
Alex Christ Superstar: oh...but do they have guys named "bibo" in syria ;_;
Alex Christ Superstar: riddle me that
bibomoods: I don't think so
bibomoods: donno
bibomoods: bibo is a bad name ?
Alex Christ Superstar: no, no...so how did they invade you?
bibomoods: they came under the intention to stop the war in leb
Alex Christ Superstar: yes?
Alex Christ Superstar: then they just wouldn't leave ;_;
bibomoods: and they stayed for ever
Alex Christ Superstar: that sucks, i've had guests like that
bibomoods: on top of that they were part of the war
Alex Christ Superstar: damn...you just have to put your foot down sometimes
Alex Christ Superstar: don't be so damned submissive
bibomoods: and in many cases the cause of it
Alex Christ Superstar: be like "i'm not going to take this anymore, syria, fuck you!" and slap them all and kick them out of your country, it's not that hard, you know?
bibomoods: they r out now and thanks for Bush
Alex Christ Superstar: oh, gr8!
Alex Christ Superstar: god bless america
bibomoods: God Bless america
Alex Christ Superstar: see, we are an underground nation of superstars and superheros
Alex Christ Superstar: that's right.
bibomoods: tell me about the superstar thing
Alex Christ Superstar: well, like i said, it mainly means that i'm very luxurious and better than almost everyone else
bibomoods: ooops
bibomoods: y is that?
Alex Christ Superstar: i have fancy cats and fancy hair and fancy mp3's, and nice skin. um...i am very proud of my american ignorance, i have nudes on my computer and also e.t. porn
Alex Christ Superstar: i am wonderful
bibomoods: that's cool
Alex Christ Superstar: thanks
bibomoods: let's see
Alex Christ Superstar: are you a superstar?
bibomoods: I can be
Alex Christ Superstar: oh, well, heh-heh-heh. i mean, are you living the superstar lifestyle, day-to-day, minute-to-minute.
bibomoods: I m nominated waiting 4 someone to vote for me
Alex Christ Superstar: are you fancy-free and luxurious? are you languid and mysterious?
Alex Christ Superstar: are you proud of your lebanese apathy?
bibomoods: I miss he cash ...ha ha ha .. I can live it like many millions in this planet
Alex Christ Superstar: oh, you mean, you are a millionaire or you once were? i've met internet millionaires before.
bibomoods: I m not
Alex Christ Superstar: did the syrians steal it
bibomoods: not close to be 1
Alex Christ Superstar: lost in translation problems
bibomoods: tell me I will explain
Alex Christ Superstar: nah, it's okay, change subject to something else
bibomoods: ok as u wish
bibomoods: so miss superstar
Alex Christ Superstar: yes?
bibomoods: where from the states?
Alex Christ Superstar: new jersey, home of the greatest superstars
bibomoods: I c
bibomoods: I was there
Alex Christ Superstar: is it not lovely
bibomoods: so nice I have friends
bibomoods: I stayed in Princetown
Alex Christ Superstar: princeton?
bibomoods: u live somewhere close
bibomoods: ?

---more on where-we-live, a long awkward period of trying to figure out how to send files on skype---

Alex Christ Superstar: okay
bibomoods: so artistic
bibomoods: not so clear ur face
Alex Christ Superstar: it's photoshopped...
bibomoods: but I can tell u have a cery nice features
bibomoods: ah ok
Alex Christ Superstar: i turned it black and white and upped the brightness and contrast
Alex Christ Superstar: because i'm such a superstar
bibomoods: be humble
Alex Christ Superstar: humble? what? why should i
bibomoods: ppl will accept u more
Alex Christ Superstar: superstars need to photoshop and make their photos all that they can be
bibomoods: will love u
Alex Christ Superstar: but i am EVERYTHING there is in life.
Alex Christ Superstar: people need to accept me NO MATTER WHAT.
Alex Christ Superstar: and you know what? EVERYONE LOVES ME ALREADY.
bibomoods: I m sure
bibomoods: le me see u in a clear pic
Alex Christ Superstar: thanks for the picture! you are very handsome.
Alex Christ Superstar: okay. hold on
bibomoods: I would like to appreciate ur beauty too
bibomoods: oh thanks
Alex Christ Superstar: okay here's one
Alex Christ Superstar: black and white but no superstar contrast.
bibomoods: ok
bibomoods: u take ur own pics
Alex Christ Superstar: generally, yes, because that's what superstars on the internet tend to do
Alex Christ Superstar: they take their own pictures.
Alex Christ Superstar: artsy ones!
bibomoods: I c
Alex Christ Superstar: black and white ones.
bibomoods: I m learning
Alex Christ Superstar: ones in which they are not looking into the camera.
bibomoods: u have the cash of superstar?
Alex Christ Superstar: in which they are looking down, usually looking quite concerned...
Alex Christ Superstar: oh, well, look at my surroundings in that last picture, oh, my bathroom
Alex Christ Superstar: can't you tell i have the cash of a MILLIONAIRE
Alex Christ Superstar: i am a billionaire heiress superstar, it's obvious
Alex Christ Superstar: that's why i'm talking to you right now on Skype Messenger
bibomoods: good for u
Alex Christ Superstar: thanks
Alex Christ Superstar: here, this is the perfect internet-superstar-picture, it's even in color
bibomoods: waoo
bibomoods: this is nice
Alex Christ Superstar: thx, my agents esp. liked it, it was on the cover of many magazines and e-magazines last summer
bibomoods: ooof
Alex Christ Superstar: ooof?
bibomoods: what do u do?
Alex Christ Superstar: i'm a superstar, i don't really do much of anything, i am very luxurious, i play with my kitten kevin and drink lemonade in the sunshine
Alex Christ Superstar: i take pills and languriate and make fun of the world
Alex Christ Superstar: yet i am such a millionaire, omg!
Alex Christ Superstar: i somehow always find time to be on SKYPE
bibomoods: ha ha
bibomoods: lucky u
Alex Christ Superstar: i know, i only wish all the lebanese could be so lucky as i
Alex Christ Superstar: i really wish this for every country in the world
Alex Christ Superstar: more than world peace, really, i wish superstardom on every nation
Alex Christ Superstar: and on the rulers of every nation.
Alex Christ Superstar: scandal, and superstardom
bibomoods: yeap
bibomoods: u said earlier that u have nudes
bibomoods: u mean for u ?
Alex Christ Superstar: of me?
bibomoods: no
Alex Christ Superstar: i'm not going to send any though
bibomoods: as u like
bibomoods: but u said u have
Alex Christ Superstar: here's one last picture
bibomoods: I m just checking
Alex Christ Superstar: yes, i have some pix, a lot of it i've gotten rid of because when i get a little too luxurious i tend to send all of my pictures to non-superstars
Alex Christ Superstar: you understand, oh, the guilt
Alex Christ Superstar: oh,of course you're just checking, i get it : )
bibomoods: ha ha
bibomoods: ok
bibomoods: show me what u have
Alex Christ Superstar: you said you were just checking
bibomoods: yeah u said u have
bibomoods: now I m keen
Alex Christ Superstar: yes, and i said that i don't send them out unless i'm REALLY feeling like a superstar
Alex Christ Superstar: or unless i'm getting a superstar vibe from someone
Alex Christ Superstar: i've long since deleted most of the good stuff anyways.
bibomoods: ut leasst u have the mentality of a sup. I don't know u
bibomoods: but I can beleive u
Alex Christ Superstar: okay, gr8, brb
Alex Christ Superstar: believe that i'm a superstar?
Alex Christ Superstar: honestly, ANYONE can be a superstar. it doesn't take much.
bibomoods: if u r not u deserve to be
bibomoods: but I 'd like to see more of u
Alex Christ Superstar: i just sent you a body shot AND several of my superstar face i am not going to send you nudes okay wtf you could just go and sell them on ebay that is it plz
bibomoods: do u think those who r r better then u
Alex Christ Superstar: do i think what?
bibomoods: the superstars that we know r better then u
bibomoods: ??
Alex Christ Superstar: like what superstars? lebanese superstars?
bibomoods: no
bibomoods: hollywood
Alex Christ Superstar: i mean of course i'm better, i'm alex superstar, of course i'm better.
Alex Christ Superstar: oh...HA! hollywood
bibomoods: aha
Alex Christ Superstar: hollywood is NOTHING
Alex Christ Superstar: i am much better and cooler than anything in hollywood.
Alex Christ Superstar: i don't even WATCH hollywood movies.
Alex Christ Superstar: i don't like them.
bibomoods: I m sure
bibomoods: u know there is a lot of ppl in dubai they live the superstar life
Alex Christ Superstar: but not like i do, i can assure you
bibomoods: a lot of money
bibomoods: and palaces
Alex Christ Superstar: no one takes catnaps the way i do
Alex Christ Superstar: no one enjoys the company of kittens the way i do
Alex Christ Superstar: no one enjoys bad music like i do
bibomoods: bad music??!
Alex Christ Superstar: y
Alex Christ Superstar: only a superstar can truly appreciate bad music
bibomoods: what do u mean u enjoy the bad music?
bibomoods: aha
Alex Christ Superstar: because we have that star quality that can pick out the lovely pieces of bad music, find the beauty in the ugly
Alex Christ Superstar: you know?
Alex Christ Superstar: plus it's just fucking awesome
bibomoods: I cannot be a superstar
Alex Christ Superstar: it's just so marvelous
Alex Christ Superstar: i know you can't. and i'm sorry.
Alex Christ Superstar: not all of us can be superstars.
Alex Christ Superstar: and that's okay, and logical
Alex Christ Superstar: it makes perfect sense, you know? i mean, if there were just tons of supertars running around, how boring would this world be?
bibomoods: would like like to have normal friends?
Alex Christ Superstar: oh, none of my friends are normal...if they are, i change their qualities around so that they're superstars to me
bibomoods: can u turn ur magic this way??
Alex Christ Superstar: i force people into molds and such.
Alex Christ Superstar: well, i can't give you money or hot hot appeal or introduce you to anyone...but i could invent a role for you to play
bibomoods: I m all ears
Alex Christ Superstar: well, at first you were the angry then strangely inquistive then slightly lecherous guy from lebanon lurking about on Skype Messenger. that's no good for your image.
Alex Christ Superstar: we should make you into like...a mac daddy or something...a pimp...a real playa
bibomoods: ooh
Alex Christ Superstar: make women kiss your ring and stuff
Alex Christ Superstar: call them ho's
bibomoods: pimp is good
Alex Christ Superstar: yeah!
Alex Christ Superstar: it would be awesome
Alex Christ Superstar: call yourself "pimp bibo"
bibomoods: I want this in the real world not on skype
Alex Christ Superstar: yes! i fully believe that you should wear real-life bling-bling rings for real-life women to kiss and call real-life women ho's
Alex Christ Superstar: this should happen, you will get mad respect, bibo
bibomoods: aha proceed
Alex Christ Superstar: get some fancy bling-bling jewelery
Alex Christ Superstar: like with the dollar-dollar bill signs
bibomoods: I m not black
Alex Christ Superstar: if you can't afford a gold tooth, paint it in..
bibomoods: it is good on black guys
Alex Christ Superstar: that's the best part though! you're not black!
Alex Christ Superstar: it'll WORK i'm telling you
Alex Christ Superstar: as a superstar, i'm telling you, this will work
bibomoods: gold tooth!!!
Alex Christ Superstar: yes. that is essential for pimps and mac-daddies esp. lebanese ones
Alex Christ Superstar: i would have the upmost respect for any lebanese man with a gold tooth who called me a ho
bibomoods: tattoo??
Alex Christ Superstar: i would be like "oh shit, pimp bibo, take me now, i'll send you all my nudes when i get home"
Alex Christ Superstar: tattoo? i don't know...sure, maybe a fake gang sign
Alex Christ Superstar: not a real gang sign, something fake
Alex Christ Superstar: so you wouldn't get in trouble
Alex Christ Superstar: or a prison barcode on your wrist
Alex Christ Superstar: that looks hand-done
bibomoods: scares?
Alex Christ Superstar: on your cheek, definitely - slash yourself with a razor or something
Alex Christ Superstar: MAD PROPS to any man with a scar on his cheek
bibomoods: I have in my stomach
bibomoods: and my back
bibomoods: and legs
Alex Christ Superstar: oh, that's good too - tell the ladies it was from a knife fight
Alex Christ Superstar: or a gun fight
bibomoods: my shoulder too
bibomoods: yeah
Alex Christ Superstar: good, good, that's hot, we can work with this
bibomoods: gun and during the war in Leb
bibomoods: Iwas fighting
Alex Christ Superstar: gr8! but yes, tell them it was from fights with other pimps and gangstas
bibomoods: the syrians
Alex Christ Superstar: yes...but just say it was from fights with other PIMPS
Alex Christ Superstar: it's sexier that way
bibomoods: I have to lie
Alex Christ Superstar: yep
bibomoods: I don t like to be fake
Alex Christ Superstar: well, aren't you being fake, with the gold tooth and calling women ho's and everything?
Alex Christ Superstar: isn't that fake enough?
bibomoods: I want to be a real I told ya
Alex Christ Superstar: a real pimp?
bibomoods: something like that
Alex Christ Superstar: okay
bibomoods: or maybe something close to u
bibomoods: superstar ..
Alex Christ Superstar: oh, you'd like to be a superstar?
bibomoods: yeah y I m asking u?
Alex Christ Superstar: okay, gr8
Alex Christ Superstar: do you have a job?
bibomoods: yeaah
Alex Christ Superstar: gr8...quit it
bibomoods: how I live
bibomoods: ?
Alex Christ Superstar: you'll manage
Alex Christ Superstar: somehow
bibomoods: I willl be a pimp now in real
Alex Christ Superstar: start selling your body on the street, borrow money from friends and family, JUST BE A SUPERSTAR
bibomoods: if I quit
Alex Christ Superstar: if you want, sure
Alex Christ Superstar: then start doing drugs
Alex Christ Superstar: i'm just telling you how i'm a superstar
bibomoods: oh fuck
Alex Christ Superstar: watchign lots of movies
Alex Christ Superstar: get a kitten
Alex Christ Superstar: what?
bibomoods: drugs.. I cant
Alex Christ Superstar: oh....shit....wow
Alex Christ Superstar: why not?
bibomoods: they will put me in jail for ever here
Alex Christ Superstar: ....god....lebanon sucks
bibomoods: no I m in dubai
Alex Christ Superstar: what about abusing prescription pills?
Alex Christ Superstar: oh right
bibomoods: aha
Alex Christ Superstar: get a prescription for xanax/klonopin/sedatives
bibomoods: what do u take
Alex Christ Superstar: no, srsly, tha's what the rich superstars take, that and valium
Alex Christ Superstar: get prescriptions for those, start taking too many, taking walks on the street, getting all silly and relaxed and languid. okay? got that?
Alex Christ Superstar: you will eventually lose your job anyway, because of the pills and luxurity, so that's taken care of
bibomoods: sorry I was on z phone
Alex Christ Superstar: that's okay.
Alex Christ Superstar: now are you taking all of this down?
bibomoods: anwhat else
bibomoods: yeah
bibomoods: when I lose my job
Alex Christ Superstar: okay. start gettting really slutty and frantic
Alex Christ Superstar: start giving blowjobs to strangers and trying to get men to take you home by acting higher and more pathetic than you are
bibomoods: I will be on the right track
Alex Christ Superstar: yes, you will def. be on the right track
bibomoods: me blow job
bibomoods: I m straight
Alex Christ Superstar: yes...you want to be a superstar, right?
bibomoods: ok my girlfriend is bi
bibomoods: but I m not
Alex Christ Superstar: all male superstars give blowjobs every once in a while
Alex Christ Superstar: nothing wrong with it AT ALL
Alex Christ Superstar: see, your girlfriend is bi, what's wrong with you giving head every so often? it's just the pills, after all, right?
Alex Christ Superstar: just the pills
bibomoods: do u lick pussies every once in a while?
Alex Christ Superstar: well obviously, i'm a superstar
Alex Christ Superstar: so you can suck a dick every once in a while.
bibomoods: lesbians or bi?
Alex Christ Superstar: and you'll be just like me.
Alex Christ Superstar: i'm not bi or lesbian, i'm straight
bibomoods: phone.
Alex Christ Superstar: k
bibomoods: ok sweety my girl is down
bibomoods: I m going to help her with the stuff
Alex Christ Superstar: okay, have fun, make sure to call her a ho
Alex Christ Superstar: get started early