Current mood:	amused
Current music:	Ann-Margret - Heartbreak Hotel

"i have pictures and a scanner and a mic baby get inside my head for a minute"
Alex Superstar: hi
naughty kumar: HI BUDDY
naughty kumar: UR ASL PLS/
Alex Superstar: HEY WHAT'S UP
Alex Superstar: i am 27, female and from america.
Alex Superstar: you?
naughty kumar: JUST GOIN GR8 GUNS
Alex Superstar: guns? good.
naughty kumar: 24 M US
naughty kumar: YA ABSOLUTELY VIRILE 1 LADY
Alex Superstar: VIRILE? ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL.
Alex Superstar: do you like abortion chat
naughty kumar: I THINK ITS A VERY SENSITIVE ISSUE
Alex Superstar: so what do you like to talk about when you go into those rooms?
Alex Superstar: i like to talk about sex
Alex Superstar: unprotected hot sex in the sun
naughty kumar: CMON CUT THAT CRAP
Alex Superstar: what
Alex Superstar: what do you usually talk about
naughty kumar: I DOIN A RESEARCH
Alex Superstar: what kind? i'll listen and maybe i can be a case study
Alex Superstar: i can also give you information
naughty kumar: Y NOT
Alex Superstar: on things about abortion on the interrnet
Alex Superstar: okay.
Alex Superstar: so tell me about your research.
naughty kumar: LOL
naughty kumar: CMON Y WOULD I DISCLOSE THAT
Alex Superstar: i really would like to know....i can tell you lots of weird things about abortion fetishes
Alex Superstar: that you never would have guessed.
naughty kumar: FOR EXAMPLE??
Alex Superstar: tell me about your research
Alex Superstar: have you ever heard of an abortion fetish
Alex Superstar: or abortion porn
Alex Superstar: for one thing
Alex Superstar: you are a student.
naughty kumar: YA
Alex Superstar: this should be a topic and you should always keep the erotic factor in mind.
Alex Superstar: what have you heard?
Alex Superstar: entertaining the teacher and other classmmates should be #1 on your mind
Alex Superstar: what entertains? what sells?
Alex Superstar: SEX
Alex Superstar: i can tell you things
Alex Superstar: about sex on the internet, when it pertains to ABORTION
Alex Superstar: and PREGNANCY
naughty kumar: THAT SOUNDS LIKE A PROFESSOR OF MINE
Alex Superstar: and AMPUTEES
Alex Superstar: exactly
Alex Superstar: all of the schools and professors
Alex Superstar: are out for HOT MONKEY SATISFACTION
naughty kumar: U GOTTA A CAM ?
Alex Superstar: give it to them.
Alex Superstar: no.
Alex Superstar: tell me about your research
naughty kumar: PICS ?
Alex Superstar: sure, maybe interspersed with some abortion porn
Alex Superstar: or if you'd rather
Alex Superstar: just pics of me
Alex Superstar: but i'd like to hear about your work.
Alex Superstar: here is one.
Alex Superstar: are you there?
naughty kumar: YA IM VERY MUCH HERE PAL
naughty kumar: WHOSE PIC IS THIS ?
Alex Superstar: mine

(i send another picture)

naughty kumar: HEY UR QUITE GUD LOKKING PAL
Alex Superstar: thank you.
Alex Superstar: now i would like to hear a story
naughty kumar: HEY BY THE WAY WHAT DO U DO 4 UR LIVING?
Alex Superstar: i am a phonesex operator.
naughty kumar: WHAT?
Alex Superstar: i am a phonesex operator on niteflirt.com

(not entirely a lie, not really the truth, but i use this when i don't want to sound unemployed)

naughty kumar: I C
naughty kumar: IDO U DO THIS JOB OUT OF INTEREST?
Alex Superstar: why? because it is so sexy
naughty kumar: SO UR AIM IS SEX ??
Alex Superstar: and because you can become fabulously wealthy
Alex Superstar: on niteflirt.com
Alex Superstar: it's the money, really
naughty kumar: THAT MUST BE TRUE..
Alex Superstar: yes
naughty kumar: BUT MONEY IS NOT EVERYTHING
naughty kumar: OR IS IT?
Alex Superstar: it's also very sexy, as i said.
Alex Superstar: now tell me about you and your project
naughty kumar: SO WANT TO B CALLED SEXY?
Alex Superstar: i would like to get to know the man behind the mystery
Alex Superstar: okay
naughty kumar: CMON
naughty kumar: IM A DIFFERENT HUMAN MAN ALTOGTHER
Alex Superstar: what are you?
naughty kumar: HEY HEY HANG ON...
naughty kumar: I MEAN IM A VIRILE MAN..
naughty kumar: BUT I RESPECT LADIES!!
Alex Superstar: are you nubile
Alex Superstar: well okay
naughty kumar: YA VERY MUCH
Alex Superstar: robust?
Alex Superstar: good.
naughty kumar: WHATS ROBUST IN TI?
Alex Superstar: it's good.
Alex Superstar: a good thing.
Alex Superstar: are you sterile?
naughty kumar: NOT AT ALL LADY
naughty kumar: LOL
Alex Superstar: anyway on to abortion
naughty kumar: I DO THINGS ALL MEN DO
Alex Superstar: so you are a nice young man
Alex Superstar: from another country, yes? what are your views on abortion
naughty kumar: THANX
Alex Superstar: you're welcome
Alex Superstar: and what kind of paper are you writing about it?
naughty kumar: THAT IS NICE OF U
Alex Superstar: i know.
naughty kumar: ACTAUALLY IM ALSO PURSUING BUSINESS MANAGEMENT..
Alex Superstar: and abortion?
naughty kumar: AND I EVEN HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT ON IT
Alex Superstar: what in abortion and business are you pursuing, exactly
naughty kumar: I GOTTA CASE OF FEMALE ABORTION.
naughty kumar: WHICH I HAVE TO ANALYSE..
naughty kumar: LIKE WHAT EXACTLY IS THE FEELING IN WOMEN ..
Alex Superstar: yes...
naughty kumar: PRE AND POST ABORTION!
Alex Superstar: i think you will do well
naughty kumar: YA I CAN LADY
naughty kumar: BUT I WANNA ONE THING?
Alex Superstar: also, what is your take so far
Alex Superstar: on women's thoughts pre-and-post abortion
naughty kumar: EXACTLY
Alex Superstar: oh, you want me to tell you?
naughty kumar: HEY U HAVE A CAM??
Alex Superstar: oh. hey i think you asked me this already?
naughty kumar: I GUESS SO
Alex Superstar: :|
Alex Superstar: are you going to tell me anything of use to me
naughty kumar: YA Y NOT LADY!
Alex Superstar: okay
naughty kumar: PLS CONNECT UR CAM

(loaded up on caffeine and xanax, the natural next step was:)

Alex Superstar: i don't have a cam, but i have nudes
Alex Superstar: i have pictures and a scanner and a mic baby get inside my head for a minute
Alex Superstar: i have to get some xanax
naughty kumar: OF WHOME R THOSE PICS?
Alex Superstar: mine?
naughty kumar: UR 2 HOT LADY
Alex Superstar: so anyway what did you learn about women
naughty kumar: THIS THING I HAVE LEARNT LONG AGO PAL!
naughty kumar: HEY
Alex Superstar: hey
naughty kumar: OHHHHHHHHHHH
naughty kumar: THATS WAS 2 HOT
naughty kumar: GOT ME HARD ON LADY
Alex Superstar: tell me about your thoughts now. then i can handle your trollishness
naughty kumar: THOUGHTS ABOUT U??
Alex Superstar: yes, sure, or thoughts on life
Alex Superstar: thoughts on whatever you want.
Alex Superstar: just keep talking
Alex Superstar: while i pop xanax
Alex Superstar: and watch
naughty kumar: UR HOT LADY
Alex Superstar: and masturbate furiously
Alex Superstar: keep going
naughty kumar: IT WOULD HAVE BEEN GOOD IF U HAD A CAM
naughty kumar: GOT SOME MORE NUDE PICS?
Alex Superstar: keep talking
naughty kumar: IM HARD ON LADY
naughty kumar: JUST FEEL LIKE HAVING A TORRID KISS OF URS NOW
naughty kumar: Y DONT U CONNECT UR CAM
Alex Superstar: torrid kiss
Alex Superstar: hahaha
Alex Superstar: i could turn on my cam.
naughty kumar: EVERY WHERE
Alex Superstar: but why would i.
naughty kumar: GO ON
Alex Superstar: i don't know who you are.
naughty kumar: CMON NOW THATS A SPOILSPORT
Alex Superstar: besides.
Alex Superstar: i don't have one.
Alex Superstar: how old are you by rthe way?
naughty kumar: 24
Alex Superstar: okay
naughty kumar: WHERE THSE YOUR ONLY PICS?
naughty kumar: WHAT?
Alex Superstar: no those weren't my only pictures
naughty kumar: SO
Alex Superstar: but those are the only ones i'm going to send
Alex Superstar: before you tell me more about yourself
Alex Superstar: or send pictures of you
naughty kumar: WHAT DO U WANNA KNOW ABOUT ME?
naughty kumar: I SAID EVERYTHING TRUE
Alex Superstar: all about your thoughts on women and abortion and america and prostitution
naughty kumar: I SWEAR
Alex Superstar: and drugs and the slavery of white children
Alex Superstar: racism and radical feminism and then if you tell me all of this
naughty kumar: HANG ON PAL
Alex Superstar: i will
Alex Superstar: send you everything on my computer
Alex Superstar: and have passionate micsex with you
Alex Superstar: :D
Alex Superstar: it has to be like an essay for each
naughty kumar: I SAID I HAVE TOLD EVERY THING Truly TO U
Alex Superstar: i want to get to know a man i'm sending so many things to
Alex Superstar: you know?
naughty kumar: AND AS FAR AS MY STUDY IS CONCERND
Alex Superstar: i really want to get to know his thoughts i don't feel like i know WHO YOU ARE
naughty kumar: OK HANG ON
Alex Superstar: essay, to _________@gmail.com
Alex Superstar: once i get it
Alex Superstar: we can have a party.
naughty kumar: I SAID IM 24 YRS OLD
Alex Superstar: a masturbating furiously
Alex Superstar: party
naughty kumar: NOT MASTURBATING
Alex Superstar: okay no masturbating
Alex Superstar: only the pixxx.
naughty kumar: HAD SEX WITH MY GF NO. OF TIMES
Alex Superstar: oh, would she be mad because of the nudes?
naughty kumar: CMON
Alex Superstar: it's okay, i'm just wondering
Alex Superstar: get inside a woman's head
naughty kumar: V CAN EVEN HAVE IT
Alex Superstar: V?
naughty kumar: YA Y NOT?
Alex Superstar: who's V
naughty kumar: V 4 MY X GF!!
naughty kumar: LOL
Alex Superstar: V
Alex Superstar: ?
naughty kumar: U N ME!
Alex Superstar: we?
naughty kumar: YUP
Alex Superstar: oh
naughty kumar: YA
Alex Superstar: okay.
Alex Superstar: brilllllllllllllllliant
naughty kumar: WHAT?
Alex Superstar: this conversation is brilliant
Alex Superstar: i hope it never ends
Alex Superstar: can it go on forever, possibly?
naughty kumar: LUK THIS WAS A KIND OF EXERCISE ..
Alex Superstar: yes?
naughty kumar: WHICH MY PROFESSOR TOLD ME 2 CARRY OUT
naughty kumar: BUT I HAD 2 STOP HERE
Alex Superstar: what did he tell you to do?
naughty kumar: SO WHAT FEELING WERE GENERATED IN U..
naughty kumar: WHILE SENDING THOSE PICS OF URS....?
Alex Superstar: while sending them? nothing. now i'm thinking "wow...brilliant"
naughty kumar: BUT 1 THING I MUST TELL U THAT IM REALLY HARD ON
Alex Superstar: "you were pretty inept, yet at the same time"
Alex Superstar: "i am so self-absorbed and xanaxed"
Alex Superstar: "i of all people totally fell for it"
naughty kumar: HOW CAN I LADY ON A COMPUTER
Alex Superstar: "even though i knew you were a fake of some sort"
Alex Superstar: "good one!"
naughty kumar: HEHE
Alex Superstar: "dude what kind of project is that did he tell you to ask for nude photos"
naughty kumar: NOT AT ALL LADY!
Alex Superstar: "could you plerase copy everything i have in quotes down"
Alex Superstar: "and send it to your teacher"
naughty kumar: HE ILL KICK MY ASS FOR IT
Alex Superstar: um, what was the point of this project
Alex Superstar: was it for sociology or something
naughty kumar: HEY
Alex Superstar: no, it's cool
naughty kumar: I SWEAR TO GOD IM 24 YRS OLD
Alex Superstar: okay but what class was this for
naughty kumar: ACTUALLY THATS A PART OF EXCERSICE TO CHECK WOMEN GET ....
naughty kumar: INSTIGATED 4 SEX FIRST OR MEN
Alex Superstar: what?
naughty kumar: AND IN MY CASE IT WAS U!
Alex Superstar: yeah. i won't even tell you why this is so spectacular.
Alex Superstar: it would disappoint you.
naughty kumar: HENCE THE FINDING!
Alex Superstar: i'll leave that a secret
Alex Superstar: yes
naughty kumar: WHAT IS IT?
Alex Superstar: are you going to be able to even use this conversation?
Alex Superstar: it's pretty scandalous with a lot of abortion talk
Alex Superstar: you could always edit
naughty kumar: NOT AT ALL
Alex Superstar: it's totally okay
naughty kumar: UR NOW A FRIEND OF MINE!
Alex Superstar: oh, okay
naughty kumar: FINE WITH U?
Alex Superstar: sure
naughty kumar: THANK U PAL
Alex Superstar: no problem.
naughty kumar: WHATS UR AGE..
Alex Superstar: 27
naughty kumar: THOUGH ITS NOT GUD TO ASK THAT?
Alex Superstar: 27
naughty kumar: IC
naughty kumar: AND WAS THAT U IN THOSE PICS?/
Alex Superstar: yes
naughty kumar: WHICH 1?
Alex Superstar: all of them
Alex Superstar: different hair colors
naughty kumar: UR SEXY !!
naughty kumar: REALLY
Alex Superstar: yeah thanks. i have gotten what i need from this conversation right now
Alex Superstar: so i think i'll be heading off for the moment
naughty kumar: WHATS THAT?
Alex Superstar: i think i'll be signing off
naughty kumar: HANG ON..
naughty kumar: WAIT
Alex Superstar: for real. maybe tomorrow.
Alex Superstar: what?
naughty kumar: CAN U SEND ME MORE PICS OF MY FRIEND ..?
naughty kumar: THAT IS U!!
Alex Superstar: no, i am not going to send anymore pictures, i have to runnnnnnnnnn like a plane
Alex Superstar: or a refridgerator
Alex Superstar: i'll talk to you later
naughty kumar: Y?
Alex Superstar: i have to go out in a minute
Alex Superstar: shopping. we are finished, thanks.
naughty kumar: OK TAKE CARE C U SOON
Alex Superstar: bye
naughty kumar: TC