I'm Big In Iran ([info]alexsuperstar) wrote,
@ 2006-10-02 02:13:00
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"the breaking of the hymen and the pain of rending flesh"
adeflorationboy: If you are somehow husbandless and have chil(dren) and needs supportive company of a man, if you are a virgin with a fear of tearing apart for defloration - I am the person for you. But all these things can not go at a time in one human, so as soon as I am in a match with someone living-together my other look-outs are over.



http://profiles.yahoo.com/adeflorationboy

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alex superstar: i am a virgin with a fear of tearing apart for defloration, can you help me?
adeflorationboy: I can help u painless defloration, but where are u located?
alex superstar: i am in america, but i can travel anywhere.
alex superstar: we should talk about this though
alex superstar: i am very worried about sex.
alex superstar: the rending of the hymen worries me.
adeflorationboy: But dont worry.. this is what I do..
alex superstar: how do you do it?
alex superstar: would i have to pay you?
adeflorationboy: see my profile. Well upto u to pay me..
alex superstar: i really need your help. i'm looking at your profile now.
adeflorationboy: ok
alex superstar: do you have any pictures of yourself?
adeflorationboy: there more than i could write than in a profile..
alex superstar: yes...i understand
alex superstar: you can explain here.
alex superstar: i see you are a "defloration specialist"
adeflorationboy: are u serious?
alex superstar: yes...yes i am
adeflorationboy: come to Wrexham, Wales Uk.
alex superstar: i really need to be deflowered and i am scared.
alex superstar: "Dearest Ladies, women often have ridiculous and unfounded ideas about the act of defloration. Remember, he should not do it - but You. Some women are seized with fear of being torn apart. This is not true. If you are seeking my help, you will simply enjoy it, relish it, and remember it life-long! Latest News: Hi! you yourself, and not me, will accomplish the defloration with great joy, pleasurable and voluptuous sensations and delights!"
alex superstar: this is perfect.
alex superstar: tell me about yourself
alex superstar: and your services
adeflorationboy: yep but I will help u naturally, yes my words are perfect..
alex superstar: they are so perfect.
alex superstar: what do you do?
alex superstar: i don't know what sex is like.
alex superstar: would you like any pictures of me?
adeflorationboy: they should be, u got to trust it if u want it painless..
adeflorationboy: yes very much plz send ur pics..
alex superstar: how can it be painless? i hear it hurts very much.
alex superstar: okay. what is your email?
adeflorationboy: my email adeflorationboy@yahoo.co.uk
alex superstar: okay, i am sending several. i have dial-up, this might take a minute.
alex superstar: do you have any pictures of yourself?
adeflorationboy: yes I am sending .. gimme your email plz
alex superstar: _______@gmail.com
adeflorationboy: ok
alex superstar: okay, sent
adeflorationboy: yep just a moment plz
alex superstar: okay
alex superstar: very nice pictures.
adeflorationboy: u are great looking.. simply sexy? are u 19?
alex superstar: i am 27? :( and still a virgin?
adeflorationboy: really.. u look so young?
alex superstar: yes, i know. i have good skin
adeflorationboy: come to uk? ur eyes are beautiful too..
alex superstar: thank you. perhaps i will come to the uk
alex superstar: it seems so expensive.
adeflorationboy: yes.. u said u could come anywhere..
adeflorationboy: and during xmas ts cheap
adeflorationboy: what do u do?
alex superstar: i am a secretary
alex superstar: so, how many girls have you deflowered?
adeflorationboy: anyway.. I am studying MBA here..
alex superstar: that's pretty cool
adeflorationboy: I have deflowed only 7 in last 5 years, and one of them gave me a trip to las palmas..
alex superstar: wow! why, was she impressed?
adeflorationboy: yep.. she was only 21 thou..
alex superstar: yes. i am old.
adeflorationboy: do u masterbate?
alex superstar: no, never
alex superstar: i am too scared
alex superstar: of the breaking of the hymen
alex superstar: and the pain of rending flesh
alex superstar: searing nubile young skin
alex superstar: etc...
alex superstar: you know.
adeflorationboy: thats good.. its very unsafe for female health to mast..
alex superstar: yes. i know.
alex superstar: what do you think can happen?
alex superstar: when females masturbate?
adeflorationboy: i know but it wont happen if u are with me usually..
alex superstar: oh, so if i masturbate around you it's okay?
adeflorationboy: it takes 3 to 5 times before u deflower without pain..
alex superstar: so has a woman ever really paid you for your services?
adeflorationboy: yes, if u do it without putting sth in,, and around me it should be okay..
alex superstar: or have you ever paid a woman for this?
adeflorationboy: nope, its not cash.. just in kind..
adeflorationboy: because this is a service.. and only a few people believe a man..
alex superstar: do you have sex with anybody other than the deflowering?
alex superstar: i believe you.
adeflorationboy: good. I am very discrete abt sex. and
alex superstar: i just want to get to know you first.
adeflorationboy: dont do it with anybody..
alex superstar: i have to know about your sexual history and sex life. for my own safety.
alex superstar: i need to be safe.
adeflorationboy: surely u have to know me
alex superstar: do you have sex with women other than the virgins?
adeflorationboy: my phone is __________..
alex superstar: yes...i am a very shy girl, at first i prefer to chat on the internet
adeflorationboy: dont get me wrong.. I am not a monger..
adeflorationboy: I dont have sex often..
alex superstar: do you have sex at all, other than with the virgins?
adeflorationboy: yes..
alex superstar: just curious, i am curious, you know. my first time will be important
alex superstar: i'd like to get to know the man who will be taking it from me
alex superstar: so. where did you come up with this idea and how? how could i ever repay you?
alex superstar: to be honest it's exciting me.
adeflorationboy: sure..so u must trust the person..
alex superstar: yes.
adeflorationboy: u can call me over ph..
alex superstar: no, i'd rather talk about it here, i only have local phone callling
alex superstar: no long-distance or international
adeflorationboy: ic..
alex superstar: we can talk on the phone sometime, though
alex superstar: i'm sure
adeflorationboy: do one thing.. write ur worries and post me in the mail.
alex superstar: i'd rather talk about it now :(
alex superstar: i'm really happy that i found you
alex superstar: someone who can finally get me out of this situation
adeflorationboy: i will try to explain as much as poss.. dont worry..
alex superstar: plus you are so handsome
adeflorationboy: really?
alex superstar: oh yes.
alex superstar: what will happen?
adeflorationboy: nothing.. after 3 to 5 coitus u will feel like a queen..
alex superstar: i am sure.
adeflorationboy: and posibly will become addicted to sex..
alex superstar: what will happen then?
adeflorationboy: u will marry?
alex superstar: i think i'll just have lots of sex
alex superstar: with lots of people
adeflorationboy: i mean u will marry after delo..
alex superstar: lust-filled orgies
alex superstar: is that okay?
alex superstar: i want you to break me in first
alex superstar: if that's cool with you
adeflorationboy: why.. should u waste ur body..yes I will plz come to Wrexham Wales..
adeflorationboy: cause I dont look for sex. but a service i provide.
alex superstar: okay
alex superstar: you don't get any pleasure out of it?
adeflorationboy: I do, but its not like enjoying sex, but helping someone achieve sth..
alex superstar: what's sth?
adeflorationboy: a painless defloration..
alex superstar: oh
adeflorationboy: then? anymore question?
alex superstar: no, we can definitely talk later, you are not amusing enough to talk to any further for the moment
alex superstar: nice talking with you
alex superstar: thanks
adeflorationboy: I am sorry.. but I enjoyed chatting..
adeflorationboy: I will expect ur questions in the mail
alex superstar: okay
adeflorationboy: plus now check back ur dialogue and will
adeflorationboy: aanswer any questions I missed to address..
alex superstar: okay, thank you
adeflorationboy: bye..
alex superstar: bye!

(half an hour later)

adeflorationboy: Hi my name is Shamim. Whats yours? Plz check ur mail for two questions I could not answer during chat. And feel free to ask me any questions.
alex superstar: i saw your email. should i ask the questions via email?
alex superstar: my name is alex.
adeflorationboy: Alex, u can ask it here also.
adeflorationboy: plz.
alex superstar: okay thx. what got you into defloration by internet
alex superstar: where did you get this brilliant idea
alex superstar: to help women and such
adeflorationboy: yes u are rt, to help.
alex superstar: yes
adeflorationboy: u r very intelligent!
alex superstar: thank you! :D
alex superstar: so tell me more.
alex superstar: how did you cojme up with the idea, are people supportive, do people ever get angry?
adeflorationboy: Yes, many people want it but be
adeflorationboy: caus e
adeflorationboy: of distance they can not do it
adeflorationboy: in last 5 yrs, at least I hd serious contact
alex superstar: i understand why so many people would want this.
adeflorationboy: with dozens of women
alex superstar: indian women mostly?
adeflorationboy: half of them from USA.
adeflorationboy: yes, indians are horrible..
adeflorationboy: they would kill me if they find..
alex superstar: i didn't say that
alex superstar: aren't you indian?
adeflorationboy: i also do another service
alex superstar: what's the other service?
adeflorationboy: i can advice people for having either a boy or a daughter, i mean conceive.
alex superstar: wow
alex superstar: that's amazing
alex superstar: does it work?
adeflorationboy: it it does. I charge 1700 USD for this.
alex superstar: what if it doesn't work, do they get their money back?
alex superstar: or if the child dies?
adeflorationboy: They will get 105% back.
alex superstar: oh, that's a good system
adeflorationboy: thats my promise.
adeflorationboy: written deed.
alex superstar: do you have a website?
alex superstar: i know some people who would be interested in your services
adeflorationboy: not yet, because last 5 yrs I did my PhD.
alex superstar: you should definitely get one.
adeflorationboy: so, plz make up your mind..
alex superstar: i still would like to talk with you.
adeflorationboy: then we will meet someday.. soon?
alex superstar: perhaps, after talking more.
adeflorationboy: sure.. take ur time to instill faith in me..
alex superstar: exactly, and my faith in you.
adeflorationboy: thanks a lot.
alex superstar: no problem.
adeflorationboy: I will do it with special care..
alex superstar: thank you. i would appreciate that.
alex superstar: i am like a delicate flower.
adeflorationboy: no prob I am very caring to my patients..
alex superstar: patients? so do you consider yourself a doctor?
adeflorationboy: I am sorry, I did not mean it..
alex superstar: no, it's okay
adeflorationboy: In a way to people who come to me for service, I rever them
adeflorationboy: and not see them as objects of sexuality
alex superstar: why do you look up to them?
adeflorationboy: I look up to them as valuable clients, and I respect them
alex superstar: that's nice
adeflorationboy: In fact they become my friends..
adeflorationboy: goodnight..
alex superstar: bye
adeflorationboy: fine

(five minutes later)

adeflorationboy: Your thighs are so sexy!! Looks like nobody touched u ever?
alex superstar: no!
alex superstar: they are so white because they are untouched.
adeflorationboy: thats great. I am rt, and I have more findings, how many times did u evade being trapped by boys?
alex superstar: like, probably about 1000000 times.
alex superstar: it has been so hard to avoid being kidnapped and trapped.
adeflorationboy: I know. so plz save yourself until u found a right guy. and do u live wit ur parents?
alex superstar: yes. i live by myself.
alex superstar: i have to keep the windows bolted shut, in fact, i have to ikeep them gated, with bars
alex superstar: so the boys can't get in
adeflorationboy: had u ever been to Uk?
alex superstar: no, i haven't
adeflorationboy: anywhere outside USA?
alex superstar: no
adeflorationboy: so could u actually make ur trip to Wales?
alex superstar: possibly, ifi can afford it :(
adeflorationboy: U will surely afford it. cause in Xmas its cheap if u take two way..
alex superstar: we will see.
adeflorationboy: and u have to buy tickets early..
adeflorationboy: I will sleep now. goodnight.
alex superstar: goodnight again.
adeflorationboy: ok.
adeflorationboy logged out.

(two emails, not that i ever mentioned marrying him.)

Re: Defloration Ur questions answered..

Well, I didn't say I will marry after defloration.
Well, usually it depend if one likes me. Naturally my
haunch is not women.

Yes defloration hurts, when you have sex with people
who are charged and the partner doesnot know how to do
it and the lady is scared plus shy.

Therfore, my treatment is different. First you learn
about me and then be friendly. After you have instil
trust about me, you slowly approach towards sex, thats
natural - not what u see in porno videos.

Once a time will come you will have taken my penis
into your cute pussy. Usually I will lick you wet, and
you yourself will be juicy.. and you will not feel
when the penis have gone in.

What do I do? For next two years I will be studying
MBA, I am a PhD though. I used to be a BBA Lecturer.

More replies will follow.

Hugs and kisses. Call me SHAMIM.
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Re: One More Answer on Your Deflora.....n

Hi Alex,

This is regarding your question: do I marry after
defloration?

Obviously, if that happens, then I would have 7
marriages by now. As you might understand, defloration
can not be a surgical-room stuff. A painless
defloration would mean arousing the woman to a state
at which she will perform the defloration without
being hurt at her hymen. This means the sensasions
have to overwhelm the pain. But pain is pain, and it
will be painless when the female organ is ready (wet,
the uterus automatically lowered) and the woman
automatically takes the penis. The whole process takes
time firstly for emotional attachment with the man,
then she starts believing that the man is the best
friend in her life, at least for that act.
Consequently females who sought my assistance, they
grew deep attachments with me. So will be the case
with you.
If I have to do this job as a service (not as a
business), then definitely I have to be discrete in my
conduct. So far I have been so. And surely marriage is
not an option within this service. However, such a
possibility is not impossible, at least when the
option is from the female side.

I hope this helps. If you reply to this letter please
then I will take a hard look at my schedule before
Xmas, and would suggest you the dates at which I might
be available for you - usually from a minimum 3 to a
maximum of 5 days, unless you have any other choice.

Just one more request: please do not circulate my
pictures, although circulating my yahoo profile or
address is okay.

Cheers!

(i'm not circulating anything, right?)



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[info]wallbrat
2006-10-02 07:08 am UTC (link)
*falls over laughing*

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[info]alexsuperstar
2006-10-02 07:12 am UTC (link)
hey, wanna join my new journal by the way? ;)

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[info]wallbrat
2006-10-02 07:13 am UTC (link)
Of course. :)

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[info]alexsuperstar
2006-10-02 07:16 am UTC (link)
yeah, i'm sorry we kinda got out of touch, a lot has changed in my life over the past year or so. we should catch up sometime. hope you're doing okay.

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[info]wallbrat
2006-10-02 07:18 am UTC (link)
*hugs her* Not a problem. Life is life. I'm off work tomorrow so we might have a chance then. :)

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[info]danknee
2006-10-02 07:24 am UTC (link)
MOMMAA
girls masturbate? no

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[info]alexsuperstar
2006-10-02 07:27 am UTC (link)
i hear that masturbating could like make hair grow on my chest and shit i never do it it's so bad for my health. totally uncool. unless i'm with a deflowerer.

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[info]rampantchaos78
2006-10-02 06:24 pm UTC (link)
This is gold my dear...... nothing but gold.
:D
Dies from laughter :D

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[info]alexsuperstar
2006-10-02 08:40 pm UTC (link)
yeah, i know. i don't really know what to make of this.

The whole process takes
time firstly for emotional attachment with the man,
then she starts believing that the man is the best
friend in her life, at least for that act.
Consequently females who sought my assistance, they
grew deep attachments with me. So will be the case
with you.


what the hell? creepy.

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[info]rampantchaos78
2006-10-02 09:16 pm UTC (link)
I dunno, its like he assumes that women dont get attached enough to someone for it to not hurt the first time or something.
The guy is just creepy if you ask me, but funny none the less.




























































































































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[info]alexsuperstar
2006-10-02 09:23 pm UTC (link)
yeah, and seriously, what a depressing way to lose your virginity. i can understand i guess if it's for some sort of cultural reason or something, although it still doesn't make sense to me, but in a lot of countries including the us i believe you can get the same thing done, without the sex and plane tickets, as minor surgery at the doctor.

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[info]rampantchaos78
2006-10-02 09:27 pm UTC (link)
I know! I dont know, maybe where he comes from its a common thing. I dont really believe that myself. But honestly it doesnt hurt that damn bad I mean it does hurt, but not enough for me to fly to another country and pay someone money I could have used to buy drugs that would have made it not hurt just the same lol.

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[info]alexsuperstar
2006-10-02 10:09 pm UTC (link)
for some girls it does hurt to the extent that apparently they need surgery. it's different for everybody. this thing is just weird, why he thinks that having sex with a creepy stranger would make it any easier is beyond me. if you're with someone who knows what they're doing, yeah it's still going to hurt, but they can help guide you through it and make it much easier. the reason it probably hurts most young girls so much is because they're having sex with their teenaged boyfriends who aren't very experienced.

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[info]rampantchaos78
2006-10-02 10:13 pm UTC (link)
Which leads you to the real purpose, he wants to have sex with teen aged girls.

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[info]alexsuperstar
2006-10-02 10:14 pm UTC (link)
yeah, he was asking me if i was 19, haha.

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[info]rampantchaos78
2006-10-02 10:15 pm UTC (link)
I knew it. Another mystery solved. lol.

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[info]cogenthoughts
2006-10-02 10:29 pm UTC (link)
What is it with Indian dudes and being creeptastic? I remember some crazy guys from the early days of the internet, when all we had for communication was Hotmail and ICQ . . .

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[info]alexsuperstar
2006-10-03 07:39 pm UTC (link)
while it is creepy and funny - seriously speaking, i really think it's a)the limits their religion and culture put on sex before marriage and sex in general. men from certain countries act the same way online, and if they're native to that country are sometimes shy in real life if you meet them in person (especially indian men - they are often awkward socially and stick together.) the internet is like a way for them to act out fantasies they couldn't in real life, maybe. b)i think they view america as like going to a candy shop or something, i think we are typically seen as being one of the more sexually free countries because of the media. which is both true and not true. we are also a very intolerant country as a whole, and honestly, if someone doesn't have a sense of humor or understanding it's hard to tolerate im after im from men or gesture after gesture from what seems like the same few ethnicities asking you to marry them/talk about sex with them without getting annoyed or building up some sort of bias. i've seen women with profiles that strictly say "i won't talk to indians, africans or arabs." c)in india especially, there is virtually no sex education. it's pretty sad. men and women grow up knowing nothing. even this "deflowerer" thinks that masturbation is unhealthy. i don't know about the legalities of birth control over there, but i do know that a lot of indian men i've spoken to, including ones who live in america, don't know that much about it.

sorry for the novel, but it's something i've thought a lot about over the past year or so. :)

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