I'm Big In Iran ([info]alexsuperstar) wrote,
@ 2006-02-01 17:28:00
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Current mood: fancy
Current music:Frank Sinatra - Taking A Chance On Love

"you are not coherent you are on crack"
Anyway, my very latest secret e-mission has been kind of a private imaginarygirlfriends.com, where I try to hook guys into cybersex/phonesex with as little pain as possible, then try to chat them into paying me for it, trying to see if they ever realize that they were getting it for free and could get it for free before and otherwise. Tip: works better with those who come from foreign lands, although in such cases it is sometimes difficult to explain such proposals. One such man is Carlos. I dove into it quickly. I had one short mic-chat where I laughed creepily while I watched him on cam, then when he called me the "girl with everything" and I corrected him and he asked me if I needed money, I thought "huh!"

Carlos is a bit, I don't know. Father-son-and-holy-spirit. I have many MP3's of course, which range from Carlos telling me to "stop fucking the niggers" to Carlos telling me to "stop pushing myself stop pushing myself" and mentioning our marriage to this brilliant back and forth, possibly one of the most brilliant I've had with anyone in the history of the internet?

Superstar Ambien Doll says: let's just type okay
Superstar Ambien Doll says: i can't hear you.
Superstar Ambien Doll says: so what are you going to send?
carlos says: coca
carlos says: csaine+
Superstar Ambien Doll says: right.
carlos says: cocaine
Superstar Ambien Doll says: but why
Superstar Ambien Doll says: i need $$$
carlos says: there is a lot
carlos says: where oi live
Superstar Ambien Doll says: yes, but i can't deal drugs. i dont wnat to
Superstar Ambien Doll says: i have already been arrested for possession.
carlos says: excelent quality in all world
Superstar Ambien Doll says: thank you, but also you could get caught sending overseas.
Superstar Ambien Doll says: you can't do that. thank you, but i need money if anything.
Superstar Ambien Doll says: i can't get into drugs. you told me not to do drugs.
carlos says: you don´t undesrtand me
carlos says: listen! you are hot and i really want to make bussiness with you
carlos says: :)
Superstar Ambien Doll says: yes. like money. send checks.
Superstar Ambien Doll says: no drugs.
carlos says: i don´t have american checks
carlos says: all is peruvian money
Superstar Ambien Doll says: you can send via paypal
Superstar Ambien Doll says: or western union
carlos says: they cost a fortune
Superstar Ambien Doll says: if you really want this you can figure it out.
Superstar Ambien Doll says: NO they do not.
carlos says: send you $300
Superstar Ambien Doll says: if you want this you can figure it out.
carlos says: i don´t trust you
Superstar Ambien Doll says: i said we could go down to 200.
Superstar Ambien Doll says: why don't you trust me?
carlos says: why?
carlos says: you are not a believeble person
carlos says: soorry
Superstar Ambien Doll says: that's fine, i have other offers
carlos says: tell me incoherent things
Superstar Ambien Doll says: i am usually high when i talk to you.
Superstar Ambien Doll says: if you want a straight story ask me coherent questions.
Superstar Ambien Doll says: while we're typing
carlos says: taHT COULD CHANGEIF YOU WNAT
Superstar Ambien Doll says: i can barely understand you when you're talking on mic.
Superstar Ambien Doll says: and you don't know what i could change.
carlos says: YES ,I KNOW
carlos says: CAUSE I DO CKACK
carlos says: IN US
Superstar Ambien Doll says: i know. i am on PAINKILLERS
Superstar Ambien Doll says: because i have HIP PAIN.
Superstar Ambien Doll says: thank you.
Superstar Ambien Doll says: I HAVE ANXIETY AND AM ON XANAX.
carlos says: NO
Superstar Ambien Doll says: YES
carlos says: I SEND YOU COCAINE
Superstar Ambien Doll says: NO.
carlos says: IS THE BEST
carlos says: THAT ROCKS
Superstar Ambien Doll says: no no.
Superstar Ambien Doll says: i cannot be around drugs.
Superstar Ambien Doll says: the police were in my apartment and arrested me for marijuana.
Superstar Ambien Doll says: you don't want me doing drugs yet you want me to have cocaine and you're telling me it rocks?
Superstar Ambien Doll says: you don't trust me enough to send me money yet you're going to send me lots of coke?
carlos says: 20 GR IS OK?
carlos says: OR ONE OZN
Superstar Ambien Doll says: NO COKE
Superstar Ambien Doll says: no drugs
carlos says: HOW DO I KNOW IF YOU GOING TO SATISFACE ME ALT ALL
Superstar Ambien Doll says: you don't, dude. look, why don't we forget this?
Superstar Ambien Doll says: you are not coherent you are on crack.
carlos says: IS OK
Superstar Ambien Doll says: okay.
carlos says: I PREFERED TO KNOW YOU BETTER...OK?'
carlos says: (inlove)
Superstar Ambien Doll says: anyway
carlos says: I LOVE YOU
Superstar Ambien Doll says: no.
carlos says: TAKE CARE
Superstar Ambien Doll says: blocked.
Superstar Ambien Doll says: take care of yourself.

WISH ME LUCK W/ FUTURE ENDEAVORS GUYZ I AM RISING TO THE TOP




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[info]randomsign
2006-02-01 11:18 pm UTC (link)
Your wish is my command :).

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