| "thanks...may fetuses dance in your dreams" |
[01 Aug 2006|07:56pm] |
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Today, on Yahoo messenger and via email, I spent much of the evening learning more than I ever wanted to know about abortions, the underground world of internet abortion fetishes, and abortion erotica. Now I am not easily weirded-out, but I don't know how long it is going to take me to fully recover and I'm not sure if it's completely safe for me to take Ambien tonight, but I will probably put stuff on SENDSPACE or something when I do so people can secretly download it if they want to, I want none of this on my mind when I am thinking sexy or happy thoughts, I feel kind of like I've just had 18 abortions. HOWEVER, this was rather brilliant and growingly creepy and relatively non-offensive, compared to the rest:
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| "you are not coherent you are on crack" |
[01 Feb 2006|05:28pm] |
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Anyway, my very latest secret e-mission has been kind of a private imaginarygirlfriends.com, where I try to hook guys into cybersex/phonesex with as little pain as possible, then try to chat them into paying me for it, trying to see if they ever realize that they were getting it for free and could get it for free before and otherwise. Tip: works better with those who come from foreign lands, although in such cases it is sometimes difficult to explain such proposals. One such man is Carlos. I dove into it quickly. I had one short mic-chat where I laughed creepily while I watched him on cam, then when he called me the "girl with everything" and I corrected him and he asked me if I needed money, I thought "huh!"
Carlos is a bit, I don't know. Father-son-and-holy-spirit. I have many MP3's of course, which range from Carlos telling me to "stop fucking the niggers" to Carlos telling me to "stop pushing myself stop pushing myself" and mentioning our marriage to this brilliant back and forth, possibly one of the most brilliant I've had with anyone in the history of the internet?
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WISH ME LUCK W/ FUTURE ENDEAVORS GUYZ I AM RISING TO THE TOP
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| "don't refer to yourself in the third person, teenager" |
[26 Dec 2005|12:01pm] |
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I had the misfortune of coming across this young man on Skype. He is from Turkey. He sent me a few pictures and I thought "Geez, he's kinda hot but a little weird and goofy and full of himself in a slightly retarded way" and we started having cybersex. I was planning on ending it with some sort of bang. Unfortunately he ended it before I could by saying "hehe, i'm younger than you, you know" and I found out he's only 17 and I had sent him lots of pictures and stuff. GROSSSSS. Still, he's a funny kid and once in a while I unblock him on MSN and talk to him. Finally I decided to put an end to the sexual innuendo on his part. I THINK IT WORKED.
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| "Okay, Think 'Make Love To The Camera'" |
[07 Nov 2005|03:53pm] |
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Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@: so do you have any sexy pictures of yourself?
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@: i'm kind of horny
(H)Hurricane(R): I was hoping that was your department.
(H)Hurricane(R): I'm horny, too.
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@: well, it should be a fair trade, dood
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@: a sexy picture of you, a sexypicture of me
(H)Hurricane(R): hmmmmmm, I don't have pics of me, like that.
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@: what about you making sexy faces?
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@: take a picure of you on your webcam making a sexy face.
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@: i like faces
(H)Hurricane(R): really?
(H)Hurricane(R): sexy face?
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@: yes, sexy faces.
(H)Hurricane(R): tell me more.
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@: i love sexy faces, pouting lips, big, endearing bambi-eyes
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@: do this for me
(H)Hurricane(R): Ok, i'll try for you.
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@: okay, think "make love to the camera"
(H)Hurricane(R): I get the idea.
(H)Hurricane(R): i've just done it. I hope it looks good.
Alex The Superstar Emofish @_@: oh, awesome...i'd love to see it, baby, i'm so horny
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| you don't even want to know ;_; |
[10 Aug 2005|08:03pm] |
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......
irakima : ok ok ok
irakima : when will be marry
Alex Superstar : we're not marrying.
Alex Superstar : i'm saying in a unique way that you should find someone you love.
irakima : hey im arabic 1 if u tell me to give u money for charety i do but i never stay wed woman bitch i could kill u if i find u wed other man
Alex Superstar : what??
Alex Superstar : no you won't. you don't even know where i live.
irakima : i dont need green card i already has diplomatic pass pord
Alex Superstar : you dumb shit.
irakima : i can move every site
Alex Superstar : whatever.
irakima : im the u n man i can put u in present if i like bye
Alex Superstar : ...what?
irakima : doughter of the bitch
Alex Superstar : hahaha
Alex Superstar : by the way, arabic does not necessarily = hot, mr. cyberstar
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